Doctor Who is one queer dude

[malafrena]

I'm resigned to the fact that I'm going to be obsessed with Doctor Who through the end of the current season. Here is a lovely poll someone posted to the community. (Results as of May 8th, 2010.) My responses below.

Poll #1561829 What Is The Doctor's Sexuality?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 394How would you define the sexuality of the Doctor?

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Heterosexual
48 (12.2%)

Homosexual
4 (1.0%)

Bisexual
34 (8.7%)

Pansexual
92 (23.4%)

Asexual
30 (7.6%)

Asexual but with a romantic orientation
121 (30.8%)

Timelords don't have human labels
178 (45.3%)

It changes! Which Doctor?
139 (35.4%)

It's my Ticky Box Detector! It goes TICK! when there's stuff!
134 (34.1%)

And my response:

You missed TARDISexual!

The Eleventh Hour: "Oh, you sexy thing!"

OK. Changes with the Doctor.

One - Is a grandfather. Possibly het.
Two - Is pretty much a kid. Asexual.
Three - Paternal to his companions. Asexual.
Four - Is a kid. Asexual.
Five - Also a father figure. Asexual.
Six - Creepy. Tried to strangle Peri. Better be asexual.
Seven - Pal. Asexual.
Eight - WTF? The Doctor kissed a woman? Het.
Nine - Rose + Jack. Bisexual.
Ten - Rose and River. Fled from Jack, but propositioned the Master twice. Bisexual.
Eleven - Is a kid. But he's going to grow up fast. Het.